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Wa da ta, ma damey?!

Sa da tay.

Created on 2006-02-22 06:46:37 (#9581272), last updated 2009-04-22

365 comments received, 5,066 comments posted

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Name:Emily.
Birthdate:1990-10-25
Location:Vacaville, California, United States
Bio
I'm Emily/Mayhew/Zombie.
I love knitting, riding my bike to new places, kicking people/things, shutting the fuck up, shaving heads, bruises, listening to old records in the dark, eating pretty much anything, and making shitty art.

[info]empires

IAM.
Myspace.


Hug me?





*HUGS* TOTAL!
give Mayhew more *HUGS*

Sit down, children, gather 'round
And I'll tell you of the chronicles
Of how MadRadRant came to be,
A little tale of mustaches and monocles.

O, the day MadRadTalkShit was born!
'Twas a glorious occasion indeed
We ranted and raved all through the night
About a certain scenester breed

It all started with Miss Kiki Kannibal
And her ridiculous raccoon-striped hair
Can't forget about little SIFster Dakota
And that tranny Jeffree Star, to be fair

Oh, Audrey Kitching, whose ratty pink hair
And fake moles we just love to hate
She lost Jac, Hanna, Zui, all her friends
But at least she still has brooklyn8?

When you threaten to sue the entire internets
You know your whole life is in shambles
But enough about Audz, remember when
Jock Hock gave his own dick myspace angles?

But MadRadTalkShit was no more!
For a certain mod went frantic,
Deleted the community in a rage,
After she was outted for being gigantic.

But, fear not! The day was saved
When MadRadRant was created
With innocent replies like "What mustache?"
We quickly grew ~*elite and hated.

From MadRadRant spawned not_MRR,
As well as whiskers for Year of the Rat
We often chimed "Thanks, I did it myself!"
But now it's just "Here, take my hat!"

No! Don't shoot!, you barhopping slut
(What I did there, did you see?)
Something smells awfully fishy in here...
I'm gonna go do anorexia, BRB

Also, you will get your period soon.
So unsuspecting internet users, beware!
It may seem like we just want to PEEP PEEP, but
All I fucking wanted was pictures of her and her hair.
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